Hmmmm...
Methinks the Lady doth protest too much....
I seem to remember a certain genteel Lady doing a little naked letterboxing
of her own.
It was a dark and foggy night. A covert operation was in effect. Don't
believe a word she says!
Give the Lady a little booze and she'll strip down to her birthday suit
faster than you can say "Tupperware"
Firefly
Yes, I'll say it again - I will box and tell!
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Naked Lady
6 messages in this thread |
Started on 2005-05-24
Naked Lady
From: (Fireflylight@aol.com) |
Date: 2005-05-24 12:45:24 UTC-04:00
RE: [LbNA] Naked Lady
From: JuneMcAllister (nfmoon@mindspring.com) |
Date: 2005-05-24 18:10:57 UTC-04:00
Tupperware.
Give the Lady a little booze and she'll strip down to her birthday suit
faster than you can say "Tupperware"
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Give the Lady a little booze and she'll strip down to her birthday suit
faster than you can say "Tupperware"
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Re: Naked Lady
From: Lady Hydrangea Prisspott nee Hedge (lady_prisspott@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2005-05-25 15:22:29 UTC
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "JuneMcAllister"
wrote:
> Tupperware.
Shocking June, just shocking. And dear, dear unfortunate Firefly; her
Ladyship is not surprised at your misguided attempt to slander her
impeccable character. You know it was perfectly innocent and modest,
at least her Ladyship thought it was. You see dear letterboxers; it
was in fact a covert operation. Her Ladyship was planting a box for
guests to find but had to slip out late at night to do so. Innocently
her Ladyship asked Firefly if she might enjoy a moonlight cruise down
the lake, we slipped away from the guests and embarked on our "Voyage
of Discovery". Arriving at the pelagic placement site Her Ladyship
decided to commune with the earth Goddess. Overcome with the beauty of
the moonlight sparkling on the lake like millions of Swarovski
crystals on black silk charmeuse, her ladyship, realizing that
darkness would offer her the necessary concealment to protect her
modesty from lurid prying eyes, slipped of her stunning evening gown
and peau de soi sling back pumps and executed a flawless swan dive
into the welcoming arms of the Lady of the Lake. What her Ladyship
didn't realize is that the lurid prying eyes were traveling up and
down her curvaceous figure like a search light all the time. It seems
that Firefly was stirred by more than just the beauty and fecund
promise of the warm sparkling water. Emerging from the water, her
Ladyships milky white flesh twinkled with droplets of water glinting
in the moonlight. Handing her Ladyship a towel, Firefly made a
presumptuous and unanticipated inappropriate advance. Her Ladyship
found herself, standing there in the sultry evening moonlight a
Sapphic siren and Firefly the fabled sailor wrecked on the rocks of
unrequited passion. It is no wonder that her wounded heart has caused
her to lash out at her Ladyship's unassailable character. Be gentle
with her she can't help her lot and her misplaced lust is not beyond
comprehension. I'm sure she'll find someone who will return her
passions. Rest assured however that her Ladyship's foray into naked
letterboxing was completely innocent and modest.
Head held high,
Lady Prisspott
wrote:
> Tupperware.
Shocking June, just shocking. And dear, dear unfortunate Firefly; her
Ladyship is not surprised at your misguided attempt to slander her
impeccable character. You know it was perfectly innocent and modest,
at least her Ladyship thought it was. You see dear letterboxers; it
was in fact a covert operation. Her Ladyship was planting a box for
guests to find but had to slip out late at night to do so. Innocently
her Ladyship asked Firefly if she might enjoy a moonlight cruise down
the lake, we slipped away from the guests and embarked on our "Voyage
of Discovery". Arriving at the pelagic placement site Her Ladyship
decided to commune with the earth Goddess. Overcome with the beauty of
the moonlight sparkling on the lake like millions of Swarovski
crystals on black silk charmeuse, her ladyship, realizing that
darkness would offer her the necessary concealment to protect her
modesty from lurid prying eyes, slipped of her stunning evening gown
and peau de soi sling back pumps and executed a flawless swan dive
into the welcoming arms of the Lady of the Lake. What her Ladyship
didn't realize is that the lurid prying eyes were traveling up and
down her curvaceous figure like a search light all the time. It seems
that Firefly was stirred by more than just the beauty and fecund
promise of the warm sparkling water. Emerging from the water, her
Ladyships milky white flesh twinkled with droplets of water glinting
in the moonlight. Handing her Ladyship a towel, Firefly made a
presumptuous and unanticipated inappropriate advance. Her Ladyship
found herself, standing there in the sultry evening moonlight a
Sapphic siren and Firefly the fabled sailor wrecked on the rocks of
unrequited passion. It is no wonder that her wounded heart has caused
her to lash out at her Ladyship's unassailable character. Be gentle
with her she can't help her lot and her misplaced lust is not beyond
comprehension. I'm sure she'll find someone who will return her
passions. Rest assured however that her Ladyship's foray into naked
letterboxing was completely innocent and modest.
Head held high,
Lady Prisspott
RE: [LbNA] Re: Naked Lady
From: JuneMcAllister (nfmoon@mindspring.com) |
Date: 2005-05-26 19:09:41 UTC-04:00
Why I would never, never.......sputter...........mutter..............I was merely responding to a question from a passerby who asked me what container they could use to put a letterbox in. My innocent reply was of course "Tupperware". You have misunderstood my intent dear lady.
Misplaced lust? tsk, tsk. Always such nuisance.
missmoon
----- Original Message -----
From: Lady Hydrangea Prisspott nee Hedge
To: letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com
Sent: 5/25/2005 11:24:05 AM
Subject: [LbNA] Re: Naked Lady
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "JuneMcAllister"
wrote:
> Tupperware.
Shocking June, just shocking. And dear, dear unfortunate Firefly; her
Ladyship is not surprised at your misguided attempt to slander her
impeccable character.
letterboxing was completely innocent and modest.
Head held high,
Lady Prisspott
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Misplaced lust? tsk, tsk. Always such nuisance.
missmoon
----- Original Message -----
From: Lady Hydrangea Prisspott nee Hedge
To: letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com
Sent: 5/25/2005 11:24:05 AM
Subject: [LbNA] Re: Naked Lady
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "JuneMcAllister"
wrote:
> Tupperware.
Shocking June, just shocking. And dear, dear unfortunate Firefly; her
Ladyship is not surprised at your misguided attempt to slander her
impeccable character.
letterboxing was completely innocent and modest.
Head held high,
Lady Prisspott
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Naked Lady
From: judithsparky (judithsparky@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2005-05-26 23:32:27 UTC
Skinny dipping again Lady Prisspot? Isn't that what got you and the
local state trooper office in trouble last time? I mean, really.
They should be patrolling the highways, not your byways.
local state trooper office in trouble last time? I mean, really.
They should be patrolling the highways, not your byways.
Re: [LbNA] Re: Naked Lady
From: (Fireflylight@aol.com) |
Date: 2005-05-27 00:14:15 UTC-04:00
Oh my dear dear delusional Lady Prisspott. Sweetheart, have you gone off
your meds again?
It's amazing how much a few martinis and a few prescription drugs can cloud
one's memories isn't it?
You say "innocently invited..." I say "kidnapped"
You say "Voyage of Discovery" I say "Scary Boat Ride From Hell"
You say "stunning evening gown and peau de soi sling back pumps" I say
"sweat pants and bunny slippers"
You say "swan dive" I say "inebriated belly flop"
But darling Lady P, it's all semantics, isn't it?
As for what you call my "unanticipated inappropriate advance, " I suppose I
should apologize for touching you there, but in the process of hauling your
drunken um... person... back on board the boat, I really just grabbed what
ever I could.
I think it is safe to say that your foray into naked letterboxing was far
from innocent and modest simply because nothing you ever do is innocent or
modest.
With affection,
Firefly
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your meds again?
It's amazing how much a few martinis and a few prescription drugs can cloud
one's memories isn't it?
You say "innocently invited..." I say "kidnapped"
You say "Voyage of Discovery" I say "Scary Boat Ride From Hell"
You say "stunning evening gown and peau de soi sling back pumps" I say
"sweat pants and bunny slippers"
You say "swan dive" I say "inebriated belly flop"
But darling Lady P, it's all semantics, isn't it?
As for what you call my "unanticipated inappropriate advance, " I suppose I
should apologize for touching you there, but in the process of hauling your
drunken um... person... back on board the boat, I really just grabbed what
ever I could.
I think it is safe to say that your foray into naked letterboxing was far
from innocent and modest simply because nothing you ever do is innocent or
modest.
With affection,
Firefly
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